WHY?

Posted: December 6, 2009 in News
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Why is it that after attending a first class or first of several meetings in the same room,  most people, returning a week or even a month later, choose to return to the same seat that they originally chose on the first day of attendance to the class or meeting.  We can remember that we sat in the fourth seat in the third row of 60 desks a month later, but we cannot find our car in the parking lot or remember to pick up milk on the way home?  Is it the same instinct that drives salmon to swim 1000 miles to the same creek where they were hatched from eggs, to spawn?

Why is it that men are compelled to flip from channel to channel while watching TV and women tend to watch the same channel, changing only at the end of the program? Are men actually better at multi-tasking?

Why do people kiss?  Are we like canines or chimps who greet each other with similar behavior?

Why do we lie?

Why do we like to hear words that rhyme?

Why do choose to believe that the human race with all its complexities began from mud?  How can we temporarily suspend the use of our normal rational thinking processes for the counter intuitive belief that somehow from mud grew Sir Isaac Newton, Einstein, Socrates, and Aristotle?

Why do we want to be loved?

Why do we call edge of pavement, shoulders?  Is the road the neck?

Why are 98% of Fox News anchorwomen blonde?

Why do we change our voices to mimic certain people when we have coversation with those same people?

Why did God make men such terrible listeners when He made women so that they love to speak in such detail?

Why do most men not wash their hands after going to the bathroom?

Why do we use body language to communicate when no one can understand what our bodies are saying?

Why is the custom for men to wear an undershirt, long sleeved shirt,and a suit coat in the summer when it is ninety-eight degrees?

Why don’t you add your “why”, and don’t say,”Why don’t you get a life.”

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