White House Security ain’t what it used to be.
Bearded turban wearing guest, Bin Laden’s second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahiri, has been identified as the third party crasher at the recent Indian state dinner. It has been discovered that the Secret Service bureau chief who allowed the Iranian protestor to hurl his Nolan Ryan shoe pitches at Bush, was promoted by Obama to head the Obama White House security, some say, for his pro-global warming hoax support. Obama, following foreign policy and security practices of his mentor Jimmy Carter, who because of his micromanagement America experienced an ill fated American hostage rescue attempt, during which five US helicopters perished in the Iranian desert, is looking more and more like Jimmy Carter,
