Top Ten Reasons Why the Nobel Committee Awarded Obama the Nobel Peace Prize

Top Ten Reasons Why the Nobel Committee Awarded Obama the Nobel Peace Prize

1.  Obama was the only one with a peace czar.
2. They liked the way Obama kept shaking Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez hand even though Chavez had just given Obama a book, which chronicled US interference in Venezuela
3. They thought Acorn was a group that promoted world peace.
4. The committee liked Obama’s refusal to take his advice from his military advisors.
5. Any friend of Oparah’s is a friend of the committee
6. They didn’t have Iran President Mahmoud  Ahmadinejad home telephone number or they would have chosen him
7. They thought if they chose someone who actually had a record of accomplishment, it might diminish importance of the award
8. They want a sleepover at the White  House
9. Obama promised to introduce them to Mariah Carey
10. Rahm Emanuel made them a Chicago style offer they could not refuse…to burn the secret photos he had of them.

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